Teacher Is Ready to TEACH

Here we go:

A teacher who stripped off his clothes and walked naked around a Georgia elementary school gave police a New Age explanation for his behavior, claiming that he had achieved a “new level of enlightenment” and “wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open.”

… While acknowledging that his education career would be damaged by the bust, Porter said that he still desired to teach, except “on a new level, with hands in the earth, gathering the essence and learning how to love one another and fully appreciate the spiritual realm.”

SIGTBFNTHTEIOOIGTCYFT. Somebody is going to be free now that my third eye is open or I’m going to cut your fucking throat. (For reference.)