Shoes That Make You Go Hmmmm

Here are some nifty Mary Janes that come with legs already built-in. These $1,500 shoe/boots (shoots?) are perfect for those times when you want… your lower legs to look terrifyingly fake? Oh, Prada, you’re never not doing it! (Also, what happens when the leather stretches out, and your “calves” start to get all saggy?)