Noises: Can’t Live Without ‘Em

Do you hear that (loud) dog (perpetually) barking in the (near) distance? Of course not. You are so chill. Other non-sounds you don’t even bother ignoring because you barely notice them in the first place:

— The neighbor whose car horn, which he toots every time he leaves or enters his driveway, or sits in his car for no reason, is The Godfather theme.

— Someone living downstairs who is possibly a vocal coach and sees a new student each hour? [Considered posting audio but decided it was too personal.]

— Dude across the street whose motorcycle is so loud you RUN to his garage every time you hear it and revel in the beautiful symphony screeching pets create to accompany your lovemaking.