January Jones to Zach Galifianakis: “Leave Now”

“If I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy. I was at a party — I’d never met her — and she was like, ‘Come sit down.’ So I sit at her table, and [we] talk for ten minutes, and she goes, ‘I think it’s time for you to leave now.’ So I say, ‘January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so fucking be nice,’ and I got up and left. And she thinks that’s funny?”
 — This Zach Galifianakis quote comes to us by way of the notoriously unreliable Digital Spy, but I hope it’s true, because January Jones has been on a tear. And if second-grade hair-pulling logic is to be trusted, this also means Zach’s the father of her child.