Be an Anonymous Juicebox

A new website called This Is Going to Be Awkward allows you to send a variety of hard-to-say messages anonymously via email (although there’s always the possibility that somewhere a lone nerd is secretly gathering fuel for a future blackmail campaign). But in the meantime, there’s sexual, booze-related, and personal hygiene messages to choose among (but don’t, though), as well as nice ones, too, in case you’re incapable of giving compliments like a human being. “Awkward” is going the way of “douchebag,” though, yes? Which is to say nowhere, despite the weak attempts of a single website/beacon of reason.