The Week of June 13–17
– Advice: A Queer Chick held out her hand and said “you have to be this tall to be a lesbian”; A Dude kisses like this: bop bop bop bop; and A Clean person is ready for you to throw up.
– Purple Old Navy sweatpants and “Avatar” sneakers: The fashion chronicle.
– Bad cheap makeup vs. good cheap makeup.
– Woman in fish costume hounded by turtles.
– Deal with jealousy, drink sparkling rosé, and don’t fuck the bartender. Ahh, did you just anyway?