How to Not Sleep With Finance Guys

by Wilma P.

1. Hate money and the things you buy with money.

2. Never google “finance guy salary” or “jewelry I would like” or “who will buy me breakfast.”

3. Never get on someone’s boat.

4. Never leave your house.

5. Wait what do you mean what if you live on a boat? Seriously? Can I go on your boat?

6. Oh, it was a trick.

7. Time machine.

Wilma P. is a mess.