How to Not Sleep With Finance Guys
by Wilma P.
1. Hate money and the things you buy with money.
2. Never google “finance guy salary” or “jewelry I would like” or “who will buy me breakfast.”
3. Never get on someone’s boat.
4. Never leave your house.
5. Wait what do you mean what if you live on a boat? Seriously? Can I go on your boat?
6. Oh, it was a trick.
7. Time machine.
Wilma P. is a mess.