Bitten By a Scorpion on a Plane: “Overall, It Was an Interesting Experience”

Jeff Ellis was bitten by a scorpion en route from Seattle to Anchorage, and lived to tell the somehow incredibly dull story. (The video should be five seconds long: “A scorpion bit me on a plaaane!”) The airline is apparently compensating him generously, so the hidden lesson, perhaps, is to pack your pockets with bugs next time you want a free trip.