The Week of June 27 — July 1
– Advice: A Dude was surrounded by goons, A Lady said “No problem, take care!” and A Clean Person something something mushrooms move to the desert.
– My best friend is a bracelet!
– Bug spray can be made at home.
– Did somebody say strippers? *AIRHORN*
– Text him, “Should i buy a $500 sex thermometer?”
– Woe is the woman who embarks on the Fourth of July without a pedicure!
– Have a michelada, be safe around fireworks, and please come back on Tuesday.