Pieces I Wanted to Run While Edith Wasn’t Around to Stop Me

1. The Hairpin Endorses Herman Cain for the Presidency
2. Bulimia: An Illustrated How-To Guide
3. A Series of Thinly Sourced Libelous Statements About David Miscavige, the Leader of the Cult of Scientology
4. Minorities Should Just Get Over It Already, Look How Well the Chinese are Doing
5. Strippers Wouldn’t Need to Exist if You Were Better at Pleasing Your Man
6. Where to Buy Stolen Designer Purses, Not Just the Fake Kind
7. Those Guys at 4Chan Sure are Dicks
8. Did You Know Neiman Marcus Charged This Guy $500 for a Cookie Recipe?
9. Jews: Do They Just Run Everything, or Are They Also Reptilians?

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