Snappy Things to Yell Back at Construction Workers

by Julieanne Smolinski

– HEY THANKS! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS MAKING?

– HEY THANKS! THESE SHOES ARE FROM ALDO! DO YOU LIKE THEM?

– HEY THANKS! I’M JUST GOING TO AU BON PAIN. YOU GUYS WANT A GAZPACHO?

– HEY THANKS! AS SKILLED LABORERS, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT THE RECENT DECISION BY THE WISCONSIN SUPREME COURT TO UPHOLD THE BILL STRIPPING UNION WORKERS OF MUCH OF THEIR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING RIGHTS?

– RAISE HIGH THE ROOF BEAM CARPENTERS!

– LET ME TRY ON YOUR HAT!

Previously: Taglines for Romantic Comedies That Will Never Exist.

Julieanne Smolinski is a frequent Internet contributor.