Olivia Wilde in Marie Claire

The August issue of Marie Claire keeps looking to me like it says “I’m dating and I’m HOMELESS.”

Pretty funny, right? Nope, not really. Anyway, it says “hopeless,” obviously, and in addition to saying “I’m hopeless at dating,” Wilde tells her interviewer, “Let’s redefine scandal. Scandal is not who so-and-so is dating; scandal is the fact that 1.2 million people are still living in tents in Haiti, and cholera is rampant because the Nepalese U.N. soldiers dumped shit from their Porta-Potties into the river. That’s scandal.” I don’t know, I hear she’s homeless!