Here We Are Sleeping Next To The Toilet, Wombats

Remember when the internet was: on Monday morning you found a video of a wombat with a vagina sleeping next to a toilet and you put it in a post with some text like, here we are, and that was that, and you walked around every day thinking everything was so terrible but actually Donald Trump wasn’t even the president yet? Man. Those were the days. I didn’t even have any credit card debt then, I mean you didn’t. Anyway the Daily Mail posted this wombat video yesterday and they had a pretty good headline, as my friend Keenan pointed out in a message to our fantasy football group text last night:

Heheh. The VERY relaxed wombat.

GOOD MORNING!

—Kelly Conaboy