Overheard in Front of a 1918 Alfred Stieglitz Nude Portrait of Georgia O’Keeffe in the Living Modern Exhibition

She’s not a tall lady. She’s like my height.

She’s not very pretty.

Her butt is flat.

I think she’s prettier in this picture than in that other one.

I just don’t see the attraction.

Her boobs are sort of droopy.

She’s really hairy. You know, bushy.

I love this. I’m not crazy about the mannish portraits.

I have a text that Jerry Lewis died.

She’s pretty.

Her shoulders are very broad.

She seems kind of full of herself.

She’s skinny, but she does have boobs.

So he took naked pictures of her then.

Honey, Jerry Lewis died.