In Which Silvia Learns About Brandy Melville

Look, we all have our blind spots. Our lacunae, if you will. Things we hear about but don’t care to investigate further because it seems like a lot of effort for very little payoff. Today I finally interrogated one of mine: the clothing brand Brandy Melville.

I’ll admit: I had heard the name before, perhaps in the context of social media? Was Brandy Melville a person? Possibly. On Instagram? Almost definitely. The name sounded like two Instagram filters got married and had a thin, blonde model of a child who bears a slight resemblance to Jenni Garth. She doesn’t wear makeup and she never needs a bra. And she’s 100% American.

It turns out I was not completely wrong!!! Today’s investigation arose because of a conversation about what everyone was wearing while blogging:

 

mikedang [1:13 PM]
Kelly, are you wearing sweats

kelly [1:13 PM]
yeah

mikedang [1:13 PM]
Nice

kelly [1:13 PM]
from brandy melville, they’re really good

[1:13]
http://www.brandymelvilleusa.com/rosa-sweatpants-619-840.html
brandymelvilleusa.com
Rosa Sweatpants – Pants – Bottoms – Clothing
Soft fleece-lined sweatpants in light heather grey with drawstring and elastic waist, elastic cuffs and side pockets. Fabrics: 60% cotton, 30% polyester, 10% viscose

balk [1:13 PM]
is brandy melville that girl on twitter [ed note: Balk doesn’t go on Twitter anymore]
oh i guess not

kelly [1:13 PM]
that’s brandy something else

mikedang [1:13 PM]
$35 is a good deal

kelly [1:14 PM]
yeah and they have stayed soft on the inside even after multiple washings

silvia [1:15 PM]
kelly what is brandy melville
is it Good

kelly [1:15 PM]
it’s garbage clothes

silvia [1:15 PM]
nice

kelly [1:15 PM]
it’s like real cheap garbage clothes that doesn’t even have any sizes?

silvia [1:15 PM]
yeah it seems like

kelly [1:15 PM]
it’s all one-size
but these sweatpants are good

silvia [1:15 PM]
forever 21 X reformation X ???

kelly [1:16 PM]
yeah
it’s like if forever 21 rebranded as NYC

silvia [1:16 PM]
a dash of delia’s

kelly [1:17 PM]
it seems like it’s gotten a little more expensive maybe the quality has gone up
a few years ago it was like I guess I’ll buy an enormous sweater for $7 why not

 

There you have it!! “Jenny Tube Top” is my new cheap style icon.