“Doggo”
Everybody’s saying this.

About two months ago everybody started saying “doggo.” Look at this good doggo. That’s a very good doggo. I don’t like it, not to be un-fun. I’m extremely fun, sort of. Around certain people I can be very fun. Around others, maybe not so much. Sometimes I can be difficult to be around because I’m shy. But I don’t like doggo. Dogs aren’t a meme. They’re not from the internet. They’re dogs. “Doggo” isn’t even that fun of a word. “Doggo.” I don’t like it.
Anyway, It’s spring! It’s warm. You’re here and so am I.