Celesbians Bi-Weekly: Poussey Is Married

And it was a Martha Stewart wedding too boot.

Welcome back to the bi-weekly column about the comings and goings of famous (and famous-ish) women who date other women. Should I have called it Ceeping up with the Celesbians? Haha.

Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli got married!! (To be perfectly clear: it was to each other.) Lauren is wearing a wedding cape! They look beautiful and perfect. Mazel.

Cara Delevingne posted a mysteriously blurry photo of her and an unnamed tall brunette who I first thought was (maybe?) Annie Clark but turned out to be Phoebe Waller-Bridge, now an honorary celesbian for having appeared on Cara’s arm. Look how fuckin’ cool they both look. God, it’s actually rude.

Amber Heard talked about coming out as bisexual in 2010 in spite of industry concerns that doing so would limit her ability to lead a film. She also said “If every gay man that I know personally in Hollywood came out tomorrow, then this would be a non-issue in a month,” which is a little emoji-side-eyes of her, and probably a little over-optimistic.

Young M.A. confirms rumors she’s dating model Tori Brixx with a Snapchat. Brixx (also a DJ) is signed with Amber Rose’s MUVA Management, and has 2.7 million Instagram followers. And you thought it was exciting when you cleared 300.

Your queer moms Abby Wambach and Glennon Doyle Melton took in a Broadway play called Hamilton to celebrate Glennon’s birthday. They loved it at first sight. It was the best play of all time.

Don’t ask me what the former Australian Bachelor lesbians are up to; it’s still too sad. (But the answer is mainly: blogging.)