Drafts of Emails Elena Ferrante Never Sent to Claudio Gatti
Because she’s better than that.
Dear Mr. Gatti,
It has come to my attention that you have sought fit to publish my “true” identity of Anita Raja in The New York Review of Books. To that I have this to say: You are a small and petty man, who
Dear Claudio,
I was able to gain your email address from a mutual friend of ours, and although your email was unlisted, I saw fit to put my nose wherever I saw fit. Sort of like you did with my identity.
Best,
Elena
Dear Mr. Gatti,
I have only one thing to say upon the publication of your article — of which unmasking my hidden identity is your focus — and that is: No duh.
From,
Elena
Dear Mr. Gatti,
I am writing to you today to let you know, although the evidence for my true identity being Anita Raja is compelling, I am in fact three little girls in a trench coat
To Claudio,
Your time and energy would’ve been better spent writing your own trilogy of best-selling novels.
Warmly,
Elena
Claudio,
You are now banned from the palazzo where all the famous Italian writers and I hang out.
Elena
Claudio,
How does it feel to go down in history as the man who silenced Elena Ferrante?
Seriously, I want to know. Email me back.
Best,
Elena
PS: Please don’t publish this email address in another article.
Claudio,
It would’ve just been easier to admit that you didn’t like my books because I am a woman.
Elena