What Can We Call This Kind Of Hat?

Some other options besides “dad hat”—you’re welcome.

Left: John Coley, Right: Robert Sheie

Recently it came to my attention that a certain kind of hat is back in style and that, unfortunately, we are calling them dad hats. Even famous non-dads’ merch websites, like Beyonce’s merch website and Kim K’s merch website are calling them that. “Dad hats.” Having already suffered through a lifetime of calling things “dad jokes” (why?) and more recently “dad bods” (again, why?) are we sure it’s not too late to call these hats something else?

KIMOJI SAVAGE DAD HAT

Here is a list to start:

Fitted Hat

Baseball Cap

“The Classic Hat”

Front-Brim

Shade Helper

Sun Block

Athlete’s Bonnet

Sportsperson’s Cap

Hatwitha ponytailhole

Not exactly a snap back, but similar

Trucker hat, but no mesh

Cloth Thing

Noggin Cover

Lidz(TM) Product

Hat with words on front (or not!)

Head Ware

Head? Where? (Because there’s a hat covering it)

Hair Musser

One of the most basic kinds of hats

Sunless Hat

Sonless Hat

Mom Hat

Daughter Hat

My Hat.

Jenny Nelson lives and writes in Brooklyn.