Do Drake and Rihanna’s Matching Shark Tattoos Prove That Rihanna Is in Love With Drake Based on a…

Do Drake and Rihanna’s Matching Shark Tattoos Prove That Rihanna Is in Love With Drake Based on a Weird Thing Leonardo DiCaprio Allegedly Said to Her Once?

Yes!

Well, this is quite a theory (from me). Remember when Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, were dating, allegedly? It was in the winter of 2015. “Oh, like a year ago?” you’re thinking. No, like two years ago! Damn. We were much younger when Rihanna was allegedly dating Leonardo DiCaprio. But we’re wiser now. And that is why we were able to make the connections necessary to formulate this theory about Drake and Rihanna’s matching shark tattoos. Life gives and it takes.

In case you don’t know, a few days ago Drake and Rihanna, who are allegedly dating, debuted matching shark tattoos that we are unable to publish a photograph of but that I assure you look almost exactly like the drawing I’ve provided above.

In case you don’t know, in February of 2015 a source told OK! Magazine that Rihanna told Leonardo DiCaprio to lose weight because he was “a lot more flabbier than her usual lovers.”

In case you don’t know pretty much anything on earth at this point, that same OK! Magazine source said this, which is the explosive piece of evidence we’ve come to share with you today (bolding ours):

“Rihanna has always been the type of girl who does whatever she wants, when she wants. She wants a new tattoo on her body, but she’s stuck because Leo asked her to promise him she won’t let the needle touch her body until she falls in love again. She’s a woman of her word and she’s sticking to that.”

Oh…

My…

God!

Well, that settles it. Rihanna is in love with Drake and she got a matching shark tattoo with him in order to fulfill a crazy promise she allegedly made to the psycho Leonardo DiCaprio in February of 2015, according to an OK! Magazine source, because she is a woman of her word. (“But hasn’t she gotten other tattoos between then and now?” you’re wondering, trying to fuck up all my shit. Yes, she has gotten tattoos in between then and now, like this one time when she went braless. HAPPY?)

So. Like I said, that settles it.

They’re in love!