Peanut Butter Toast Is the Best Breakfast

Since we’re all here anyway.

I assume you know why, but it’s nice to have your opinion repeated back to you so I’ll explain: tastes perfect, fast to make, loaf of bread and jar of peanut butter not expensive, warm and melty, makes you not hungry, easy cleanup, can use a paper towel instead of a plate. Often as I prepare myself for bed I’ll look forward to the cup of coffee I’m going to have in the morning, and then I’ll remember: oh my god, also the peanut butter toast.

Did you know it’s actually an acronym?

Peanut-butter
Eating
Always
Nice
Upon
Toast

Because
Upon
Toast
The
Eating
Really

Tastes
Only
Amazing,
So
Tasty

Incredible
Snack

Terrific
Home
Eating

Breakfast
Eating:
Simple,
Timeless

Best
Reason
Emerges — 
Amazing
Kelly Conaboy:
Friend,
Associate,
Smart.
True

That’s what it stands for.