Cursed Be the Lips That Whisper Such a Dreaded Word as Jeremy Renner

The demon.

Jeremy Renner. The words sear your lips as they froth up from your filthy maw. Jeremy Renner. The repulsive inhabitants of the deepest shit pits of hell dare not speak his name, because of a hell legend that says if you say his name he’ll appear. Jeremy Renner. Damn…I don’t like this guy.

As you already know, the loathsome Jeremy Renner called Black Widow a slut; crashed a wedding, stayed for an hour, and lied about it; said doing what he can to help close the gender pay gap was not his job; doubled down on that; and also said his favorite curse word is cunt. But did you also hear about this? About his ex-wife? Saying he owes her more than $48,000 in child support?

It’s true, says documents obtained by TMZ:

Jeremy Renner’s Ex-Wife — He’s Stiffing Me On Preschool Tuition

Listen, it’s none of our business, but also you have to admit that the cursed demon Jeromy Renor, sent to earth at the devil’s behest; stinking and rotting in plain sight; divorced of basic manners and civility; cackling over hell’s Junior Demons, splashing them with hell lava, teaching them the ropes; stinks. Yes? He stinks is my point. Jeremy Renner!!!!!!