Recent Trends Seen At The Final Shows Of PFW SS2016, Ranked

7. There Are Two Emergency Exits On This Flight And They Are Each Leg Of My Flared Pants

6. Recently Dethroned Royalty Finds Work As A Secretary

5. Diamonds Are My Thigh’s Best Friends

4. The Queen Of Hearts Said She Would Buy The Fur Bondage Suit Herself

3. Coming For Your Man Like Hey Is That Your Man Because I Want Him

2. 1990s-Era Hacker Embraces Color

1. Cyborg Who Would Rather Be An Adult Teen Than A Goddess
Previously: Recent Trends Seen On The Runway, Ranked.