Careers I Have Recently Considered, Ranked
Tweet Vetter
Color-Coordinating Straw and Soda Stylist
Popcorn Kernel Separator
Mantra Designer
Backseat DJ
Lunch Disruptionist
Creative Director Of Your Seasonal Look
Relationship Advice Moderator
In-House To-Do List-Maker
Speculative Interior Designer
Healthy Lifestyle Researcher
Unhealthy Lifestyle Enabler
Crush Consultant