12 Noises I Have Made Today While Working In My Completely Silent Apartment, Ranked

12. Grunt, recognition.
11. Deep exhalation, anger.
10. Muttering, to self.
9. “No,” incredulous.
8. Murmuring, to computer.
7. Laugh, prolonged.
6. “No,” excitement.
5. Sharp inhalation, surprise.
4. Laugh, one note.
3. “Huh,” inquiring.
2. “Yes,” confirmation.
1. Full exhalation, relief.