Oh COME ON Grimes (We Love U Grimes)

by Alexandra Molotkow

Grimes loooooves Nicole Dollanganger, but she hates “Oblivion,” and as excited over thhe fuhhhking MOON as we are to hear her new album, we have to disagree entirely. “Oblivion” is a forever jam, jamming for all time, and was very nearly the theme song of 2012. (The theme song of 2012 was “212.”)

But out of respect I’m going to embed “REALiTi” instead.

In other news, how am I supposed to feel about Brooke Candy?