“When sex toys start looking less like severed organs, it gets easier for consumers to take them…

“When sex toys start looking less like severed organs, it gets easier for consumers to take them seriously.”

So what if you could redesign the penis, make it a little bit better? Which pieces would you change, and which would you keep? Erasing the need for reproductive functionality, would you scrap the whole thing and start from scratch? In the end, would this magic device — capable of bringing women waves of pleasure — even resemble the penis in its current human form?

Welcome to the world of modern-day vibrators, a place largely devoid of the original pleasure device.

Some thoughts about why none of these things need to look like dicks.