Irrational Fears, Ranked

15. Death, violent.
14. Death, prolonged.
13. Call, inside the house.
12. Nudity, new sex partner.
11. Friendship, over.
10. Job, lost.
9. Silence, loaded.
8. Moral hypocrisies, exposed.
7. Train, missed.
6. Emails, unanswered.
5. Phone, secretly recording.
4. Gchat, on the record.
3. Hair, food.
2. Favorite t-shirt, lost.
1. Sculpture.