Bottom 5 Worst Songs To Fuck To

by Alexandra Molotkow

5. Neutral Milk Hotel, “[untitled]”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwI_4qHpt1o

Pretty much anything that makes you want to dance on one foot with your hand hooked above your head.

4. Rednex, “Cotton Eye Joe”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY

“RednexVEVO.”

3. Boney M, “Rasputin”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBXRJgSd-aU

Amazing song tho.

2. Sin with Sebastian, “Shut Up and Sleep with Me”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B81_1J2Swk0

“aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.”

1. Mahavishnu Orchestra, “Eternity’s Breath Pts. 1 & 2”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB6dFl-UiBg

But only because the ecstasy would destroy you.