Are Any Canadians Even Real?
Once, you were awkward, and once, you weren’t as cute as you are now, and once, out of desperation and lack of foresight, you invented a fake girlfriend who lived in Canada. She was really good looking and she thought you were super cool. No, you didn’t have a picture of her.
Think about it: have you ever actually met a Canadian? There’s literally no way of finding out if any Canadians were ever real.
h/t Durga Chew-Bose.