Alternative Names For Summer Bugs
by Alexandra Molotkow
Moth
Bird of heck
Butterfly
Floppy homina
Boll weevil
Crazy dots
Carpet beetle
Rascally phews
Ladybug
Winged emoji
Crane fly
Lunatic daddy
Bumble bee
Thimble puff
Harvestman
Haunted toothpick
Hornet
Frig drill
Earthworm
Floppy goshes
Pillbug
Motherless shrugs
Flying cockroach
Lucifer’s barrette
Cicada
Screeching log
Fly
Filth hisser
Earwig
Dirt ogre
Centipede
No-no’s