32 Disappointments, Ranked

by Alexandra Molotkow

32. Jerry Seinfeld
31. Wayne’s World
30. The other Scott Walker
29. Nutmeg
28. New album is live album
27. Live music
26. “It’s a cover, actually”
25. It’s just air
24. No wait it’s nitrous
23. Haunted houses
22. “Atmospheric horror”
21. Tea
20. Parades
19. Principles
18. Situations
17. Johnny Depp
16. The physical realm
15. Risotto
14. Bathroom sex
13. Night Film
12. Revenge
11. “Bloody mary”
10. Post-rock
9. The ‘60s
8. Annie Hall
7. Manhattan
6. Crimes and Misdemeanors
5. Hannah and Her Sisters
4. “Ignition (Remix)”
3. Solitude
2. The early aughts
1. Bananas