11 Ways In Which My Body Has Fallen Apart This Week, Ranked

By July 31, 2015

11. Eyebrows, errant.
10. Pores, clogged
9. Cut, paper.
8. Legs, bitten.
7. Feet, dry.
6. Lips, cracked.
5. Nose, oily.
4. Dreams, bad.
3. Rash, heat.
2. Eyes, bloodshot.
1. Ends, split.

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