A List Of Cockblocks
by Marian Bull and Hallie Bateman
A dog
A dirty rug
Steve
California
The cost of plane tickets these days
A very cold room
One of us being unconscious, or nearly so
Deadlines
A binge you’re already in the middle of
The glitter in my bed
Endless despair
Your emotional unavailability
My social anxiety
The fact that you are playing candy crush on the subway with your headphones in and we don’t even know each other and likely won’t get off at the same stop
Your wife and three beautiful children
Marian Bull is a writer and editor who lives in Brooklyn. You can follow her on Twitter. Her bed is finally glitter-free.
Hallie Bateman is a freelance illustrator in Brooklyn and her twitter is @hallithbates.