Prince, “Little Red Corvette”

I spent the better part of my morning and the first part of my afternoon trying to do all these adult things, like get my driver’s license, for example. Not that I have any plans to drive in the near future. Like lol who would ever let me behind the wheel of a car. It was motivated mostly by my desire to not bring my passport to bars anymore because I know I have the face of a wise old lady but somehow I still get carded all the fucking time. Anyway, a dad had brought his cute teen daughter for the test and was teasing her in line by quietly singing this song. She was mortified and the song has been stuck in my head ever since. Good night see you tomorrow!!