Soap Options

Fetus soap

fetus

“Each soap is created one at a time using a fetus mold made by yours truly. Casting mimics gestation and birthing with its long production process and patience in curing.”

Poo soap

turd

“COLOR — brown
SCENT — vanilla bean
LEAVE A NOTE IF YOU LIKE OTHER SCENT OR COLOR”

Mold soap

mmmmm

“Leave it in the soap dish for some fun. Your guests will either think you’ve lost your mind, or are a really bad house keeper…LOL”

Razor blade soap

im gonna cut you just let me wash my hands for two hours first

“Over time, the razor blade may rust inside the soap, as glycerin soap has hydrophilic (water-loving) properties.”

Pickle soap

ogre dick

“So you’ve been longing for a pickle soap, but haven’t been able to find it. Well, today is your lucky day!”

Grenade soap

say kaboom! to dirt

“Throw one of these in the shower with your loved one and they’ll “blow up” with excitement!”

More poo soap

never feel clean again

“The soap will be wrapped in plastic film to ensure freshness.”

Reindeer poo soap

dammit prancer

“This is definitely a gift for someone who has everything, or at least they thought they did!!!
I bet they don’t have this!”

Baby hands soap

love meeeeee

“Some may call them creepy, others cute, but whatever the case, these baby arms soaps will embrace you with their soapy clean lovin’.”

Baby head soap

mommy?

“Cleaner than a baby’s butt!”

The “Rae” Soap

funhouse

“Each batch of soap is custom-made to order so there may be slight differences in color and texture, or scent.”