Fancy Lady Phrases I Want To Be Able To Seriously Say Before I Die
“My home… well, one of my homes…”
“Draw up the papers!”
“Well, my accountant says…”
“Sorry, I was in a committee meeting…”
“Well, my lawyer says…”
“This was one of the toughest decisions we had to make in this competition…”
“I took the company car.”
“Well, my psychic says…”
“My husband…well, one of my husbands…”
“You’ll never work in this town again!”
“Well, my personalized GOOP newsletter says…”
“My gigayacht… well, one of my gigayachts…”
“And can I have guacamole on my burrito? It’s ok if it’s extra.”