Who Said It: 46-Year-Old Marilyn Manson or My Stoned Alt 19-Year-Old Cousin Lester?

By Anna Fitzpatrick January 22, 2015

a) “I’m taking my gloves off now, which could be a sign of danger.”

b) “Words are just words. But to some people, they’re not just words. When they’re very fundamentalist, and whether it be Christian or Islamic or whatever it is, some people can not take jokes.”

c) “I really wanted to flip my entire world upside down, have heaven upside down instead of hell. I just wanted to change things completely.”

d) “I just pack a fucking can of whoop-ass with me in my pocket at all times. And it’s simple. You tap the cobra, you’re gonna get the fangs. You kiss the cobra, you get the venom. That can be sexual, however you want to take that. But I don’t fuck around. When people mess with anything that I care about, then I get pissed off. And I’m not someone you want to piss off, because I’ve got friends that are in really low places. Not saying Hells Angels, not saying MS-13 gang, not saying any of those…but I’m not somebody you fuck with. “

e) “A switchblade makes any panties crotchless. That’s Victoria’s real secret.”

f) “It’s the same reason they crucified Jesus […] I created this mythology, I chose the Faustian story about Mephistopheles, and the idea of making a deal with the devil, and sometimes then you have to play by the rules that you made for yourself.”

g) “The idea of God, what is it? People worship different idols. They do whatever. And if you look at the Bible, and this is an example, because I had to look at it every fucking day until 10th grade, and memorize it until I got kicked out of Christian school for putting a dildo in the Bible teacher’s desk, which I took from my grandfather’s perverted basement. We don’t even need to go down that trail, but the point being that the Bible has got everything you need to make any horror film. It’s got zombies, it’s got the devil, it’s got Lucifer. It doesn’t have the Antichrist.”

h) “I think you can be understood differently by everyone, you can’t be misunderstood. Unless Understood is your last name. Hello, Miss Understood. It would suck to get married if your maiden name was Understood.”

i) “I felt that I had to look myself in the mirror and say that I don’t think I’m as good as I should be, so I’m going to change that. And so this is my delivery. This is my payback to the devil that I sold my soul to in the beginning. With interest.”

j) “When I went to take a piss I saw The Crow 2 soundtrack in the bathroom and I thought, okay, this is all meant to be.’”

k) “She, one time, told me she was mad at me because I didn’t want to fuck her and I was smarter than her. I said, ‘Well, you kind of proved your own point right there on that one.’”

l) “That applies to my whole inability to understand being judged or judging someone. I don’t carry around a gavel. If I did, I’d just use it to hit someone who judged me. I’d hit them back.”

m) “When you start a tornado, and you are the tornado. Do not bitch about being the tornado.”

n) “That’s a part that I think a lot of people don’t look into — the very simple idea of what happened in the bible on the third day, Jesus rising from the dead etcetera and so forth. And I say etcetera and so forth because it pisses me off when people say etcetera more than once. So much that I got a tattoo of it on my fucking wrist. Therefore I may not be able to ever kill myself, because I’d ruin my tattoo. As I always say, sideways for attention, longways for results. You won’t see me kill myself. Ever.”

o) “I’ve always been a fan of The Doors.”

Answers:

a. Marilyn

b. Marilyn

c. Marilyn

d. Marilyn

e. Marilyn

f. Marilyn

g. Marilyn

h. Marilyn

i. Marilyn

j. Marilyn