“Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?”

Why yes, I would like to read a long piece about the origins and evolutions of Lifetime’s famously cheesy, campy, violent, unintentionally hilarious, low-budget, women-in-danger, don’t-let-your-teen-leave-the-house-but-also-don’t-let-your-teen-on-the-Internet, made-for-TV movies, thank you for asking!