All The Golden Globe Dresses, Ranked

By Haley Mlotek January 12, 2015

1. Oh this one is so nice.

1. This is nice too!

1. OMG I love this one.

1. Such a gorgeous color.

1. Oooh I like this one a lot.

1. Ahhh so cute!!!

1. Yes great job.

1. I want it.

1. Ah, very pretty.

1. Great!!

Just imagine this going on for infinity and then add a couple more dresses on top of that infinity, but I think you get the point, which is: a red carpet event where the most conventionally beautiful and wealthiest women in the Western world are given access to collections from the best and most popular ready-to-wear designers and couturiers can only produce outfits that are either to your personal liking or not but can hardly be considered ugly or worthy of public mockery and that ranking said women on their choices, fashion or otherwise, is always an absurd losing game that enforces a hierarchy of “best” and “worst” which in reality does not exist!

So, how was your weekend.