The fact that this article exists and there is not a single “Long Live The New Flesh” joke is…

Attachable computers will be less expensive to make, provide greater accuracy because sensors will be closer to a person’s body (or even inside us) and offer the most utility, as something people won’t forget to wear.
The fact that this article exists and there is not a single “Long Live The New Flesh” joke is unacceptable and I for one will not stand for it.