Beyond the Ice Bucket
by Gabriella Paiella
Feeling especially altruistic because you just participated in the Ice Bucket Challenge? Hungry for more performative philanthropy? Consider some of these other viral ways to film yourself raising awareness:
Rice Bucket Challenge
Dump a bucket of cooked brown rice on yourself for the gluten intolerant.
Slice Bucket Challenge
Fill a bucket with pizza slices and eat the entire thing to show your support for struggling delivery guys everywhere.
Edelweiss Bucket Challenge
For people who literally cannot stop watching The Sound of Music.
VICE Bucket Challenge
Do a few lines off the bucket, then tell the camera how edgy and provocative you are.
Spice Bucket Challenge
Pour an Ugg boot filled with Pumpkin Spice lattes on yourself in solidarity with basic bitches everywhere.
Nice Bucket Challenge
Spend a few minutes telling a bucket how much it means to you, because everyone likes to feel special sometimes.
Dice Bucket Challenge
Spill dice all over yourself for your adult friend who has suddenly become way too invested in board games.
Ice Fuck-et Challenge
Step 1: Cut a hole in the bucket.
Step 2: Put your junk in that bucket.
Kick the Bucket Challenge
Film yourself kicking a bucket to raise awareness about the ultimate killer: death.
Gabriella Paiella writes (and tweets) from Brooklyn. Yes, her name rhymes.