Things Jack White Is For and Against, Judging by His New Album
Judging by his new solo album, Lazaretto, here are some stances Jack White is taking.
Things He’s For:
- making people look up his album titles in the dictionary
- polyamory (old news)
- women’s hair colors in addition to red (new news)
- singing Spanish lyrics in a not-completely-terrible accent
- a female God
- drinking gasoline
- penance, atonement
- Nietzsche, Freud, and Horace
- a friendship between two fellows named Juan and Abel (*looks up lyrics*) oh just kidding, apparently it’s “Want and Able,” this kind of changes the song
Things He’s Against:
- being quarantined on the Isle of Mann
- having to prove his love
- being hurt (but not physical pain)
- water (but not standing out in the rain)
- people telling him what to do
- kids these days who think they can have what they want whenever they want
- kids these days who live like Caesar
- kids these days who are spoiled and getting worse every day
- moving to New York
- Jack Chick comics
- black licorice