Lana Del Rey Lyrics, Ranked From Least to Most Relatable
by Malka Howley
13. “I’m pretty when I cry”
12. “My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola”
11. “Elvis is my Daddy, Marilyn’s my mother”
10. “The prettiest in-crowd that you had ever seen”
8. “Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain”
6. “Love you more than those bitches before”
5. “There’s no remedy for memory”
3. “I’m a sad girl”
2. “My boyfriend’s pretty cool, but he’s not as cool as me”
1. “I like my candy”
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