“She personally owns three pairs of pants”

She personally owns three pairs of pants, no furniture, and very few earthly possessions. She earned herMFA at a prestigious liberal arts school where she studied a bunch of Virginia Woolf alongside too many twenty-four-year-olds who were writing their first memoirs about their grandparents dying and their first jobs working at Dillard’s.

— Jaime Lowe’s “An Artist Bio Gets Too Real” is, well, too real. [McSweeney’s]