Weekend Roundup

The beginning of summer made this a short week, and we watched the end of this season of Mad Men and talked to Emma Straub about The Vacationers; we asked ourselves why a hoe would possibly even want to be loyal, and found the answers in Tink. We got what we wanted but we felt hollow after, we met our hero Minnie Mouse and she took off her head and projectile vomited. We were sedentary, except for internet cardio. We walked with a beta male through the Femireich and laughed at a peasant sewn in a horse. We ate a tomato and red onion sandwich off your belly while loading up Netflix; we poured a glass of water and felt somehow closer to God.

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