Stores Your Dad Hates
by Alison Howard and Jake Interrante
Whole Paycheck
Neiman Mark-Up
Lacoste an Arm and a Leg
Bed, Bath and Beyond Our Means
L.L. Bein’ Bothered When I’m Trying to Watch the Game!
Bath and Body Works Hard All Day Just to Come Home and Hear Your Nagging
Gap Kids Are All Disappointments
S.O.L. Schwarz
Macy’s
Jake and Alison were classmates at the University of Chicago Get a Job and Work for a Living.