Modern Reasons for Admission

By Natalie Eve Garrett May 1, 2014

Reasons for admission to one asylum in the late 1800s included “Jealousy and Religion” and “Kicked in the Head by a Horse.” A version for today:

Imaginary Status Update

Hashtag Misuse

Emoji Translation Disorder

GIF Hallucinosis

Obsessive-Compulsive Email Refreshitis

Antisocial Netflixism

LOL & OMG

Binge Like-ing

Borderline E-Shopping Phobia

Premature Send

Parenting Blog-Induced Psychosis

Neglect of Computer

Google Fever

Secret Pinteresting

Selfie Personality Disorder

Inbox Zero Mania

Dum-Dum by Tweet

Natalie Eve Garrett is an artist and writer. She has all the crazies.

1. Bye