Humpback Whales: They’re Just Like Us

Female humpback whales with calves head for the shallows to avoid sexual harassment, according to a new study.

The researchers said avoiding males helped the females save energy needed for feeding calves, helping them to survive. […] This meant the mother and calf had to increase their swimming speed by 75%.

-The whales feel the spray of the second wave of feminism; the whales move into third. The whales stage a Slutwalk. A few lady whales refuse to move to the shallows and are whale calling right back. The sound of the ocean is now built on the echo of those whale bitches aggressively cooing “What’s your dick like, homie” and refusing to increase their swimming speed at all. [BBC]