Haikus Based on Nancy Grace Hashtags
by Gabriella Paiella
Mothers
#MojitoMom pushed
#SerialKillerMom to
a sick #DanceMomBrawl
Mothers II
#BathtubMom scrubs down
#MomInTrunk, while #MouthyMom
shrieks #WhoKilledDaddy
Antichrist
#BoxesOfBabies
Inside the old #HouseOfSnakes
Hark! The #SoundsOfDeath
A Fun Night
#PotheadPrincess meets
#PervyGranny, #KillerNun:
Ends in #DwarfSexSting
Boobs
What #CleavageComplaint?
Oh, this #BreastMilkXRay shows
Too much #BreastAndBeer
T-Pain’s Lament
Pricey #StripperBill
#PotToBlame — high, took her to
#BurgerKingBaby
Sexting Gone Wrong
You want #PervyPics?
Here’s a #CreepySelfie of
a #ButtToDieFor
Tween Rumors
Heard #OneDirection
Got into a #SchoolBusBrawl
Niall was #LeftToDie
Honest Mistake
Wrongly #BilledForSex
When I just took #WillSmith out
for #KillerPancakes
Nancy
Watch Nancy Grace and
You’ll want to #DrinkTillYouDie
She says, #GoodnightFriend
Gabriella Paiella writes (and tweets) from Brooklyn. Yes, her name rhymes.